New answering machine message idea: “Hi, you’ve reached Rachelle Janine. I’m unable to take your call right now. If you’d like to reach me, follow me on @rachelle_janine and you’ll be sure to get a reply. You have until the beep to like, comment, retweet, and favourite my posts…….BEEP.”
Have you ever spoken with someone so attractive that you don’t hear what they’re saying ‘cause you’re so distracted by their beauty?
The guy that sings the national anthem for the Canucks was a teacher at my high school. He once confiscated a girls iPod & put it in this back pocket. He say down and—— Crack*! No more ipod